SALUT

Maciek

What do you call a French Sabre fencer?
- A Hungarian wannabee

What do you call a Hungarian Foil fencer?
- A French wannabee

What do you call an American Fencer?
- Immigrant

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The reason hitting below the belt is not counted in sabre is that it could cause brain damage.

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How many sabreurs does it take to change a light bulb?
- Eight: Two to charge at each other screaming, one to call the halt and four to abstain from making any claims. The eighth guys runs and gets someone to change the light bulb.

How many sabreurs does it take to change a light bulb?
- None. Sabreurs aren't afraid of the dark.

How many sabreurs does it take to change a light bulb?
- "If we fenced dry, we wouldn't have to change light bulbs!"

How many epeeists does it take to change a light bulb?
- Two, but they have difficulty getting both bulbs in at the same time.

How many foilists does it take to change a light bulb?
- Trick question; changing light bulbs is too practical for foilists.

Maciek

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